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Cameo Crispi Jailed After Attempting To Set Fire To Ex’s House With Bacon

Naples, UT — A 31-year-old woman has been arrested after allegedly attempting to burn down her ex-boyfriend’s home by intentionally leaving a pound of bacon burning on a gas stove.

It all started when Cameo Crispi’s ex called police on March 14 to complain that he had received numerous texts and phone calls from her within the range of one hour, and he really wanted her to knock it the fuck off already. He also told police he didn’t want Crispi at his home. Crispi. Heh.

An officer was dispatched to the man’s home and found smoke pouring out the front door. Inside, an “impaired” Crispi.

When the officer stepped inside the man’s home, he noticed a wood stove left open with a fire burning inside and hot coals on the floor around the stove. And on the kitchen stove, claimed the officer, there was a cookie sheet with about a pound of bacon on it. Now, bear with me, people….. this part of the story is extremely difficult for me. I just can’t even imagine the horror that poor officer must have felt at the scene. The burner was on the highest setting and the bacon, well, it was smoking and severely burned. I swear to all that is unholy — this story is going to give me nightmares for months.

The officer was able to douse the flames, but the bacon was apparently destroyed. Inedible.

GUILTY! OFF WITH HER HEAD!

Due to a high alcohol content, about 0.346, officers transported Crispi to the hospital for medical clearance before caging her. While there, a doc questioned her about the alleged arson attempt. Cripsi reportedly admitted that she wanted to get back at her ex by setting his shit on fire. Not sure if the bacon was his or if she purchased it before trying to burn his house down.

In addition to the arson charge, Crispi is also charged with burglary, assault by a prisoner, interfering with an arresting officer, electronic communication harassment and intoxication.

Mother, Aunt Charged After Baby Drinks Six Shots Of Vodka - http://bit.ly/1lSKIa0

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Mother, Aunt Charged After Baby Drinks Six Shots Of Vodka

HOUSTON, TX – The mother and aunt of a 1-year-old girl are both facing charges after the little girl was admitted to the hospital suffering from alcohol poisoning.

On February 8, police were called to a home where a man said his young daughter had been dropped off by his mother and was now unresponsive. When emergency personnel arrived, they found the 1-year-old had turned into Jaded on any given day of the week; moaning, smelling of alcohol and covered in vomit.

The girl was taken to the hospital where it was determined she had suffered alcohol poisoning and a BAC of over .26. The girl’s father told police that she was like that when she’d been dropped off after being cared for by her mother, 17-year-old Shadreon Jefferson and Jefferson’s sister, 24-year-old Shamara Batiste.

When deputies interviewed Jefferson, she told them she’d fallen asleep and woke up to find that Batiste had given the girl about six shots of vodka. Instead of taking the girl to the hospital, they simply dropped the baby girl off at her father’s home to let him deal with it.

Jefferson and Batiste have each been charged with endangering a child. The girl is now in the care of her father and is reportedly doing fine.

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Man Accused Of Killing Stepfather With Atomic Wedgie - http://bit.ly/1cRFrsk

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Man Accused Of Killing Stepfather With Atomic Wedgie

McCloud, OK – I wasn’t even going to post this because the story is already making the rounds, but I really wanted a “wedgie” tag. A man in Oklahoma is in jail after police accused him of killing his stepfather with a wedgie.

Police say that a few days before Christmas, 33-year-old Brad Davis was drinking with his stepfather, 58-year-old Denver St. Clair. The two men got into a verbal argument after St. Clair began talking shit about Davis’ mother. This altercation turned physical and Davis, a former marine, ended up knocking his stepfather unconscious.

Not satisfied with knocking the man out, Davis took this opportunity to add some insult to injury by giving the defenseless man an atomic wedgie. “His underwear was pulled up over his head and the elastic band was around his throat.” Lt. Jimmy Brewer said. Davis then took some pictures with his cell phone and called 911 to report the incident.

Unfortunately, St. Clair died smelling his own taint. For the first time in 10 years, we have an article about a man who was strangled to death by his own underwear. According to the medical examiner, St. Clair died from a combination of blunt force trauma and asphyxiation.

Davis was arrested and is being held without bond on a charge of first-degree murder. Davis told investigators that he was just acting in self-defense, but police say they’re sure Davis tampered with the crime scene to add some weight to his self-defense claims.

It also doesn’t help Davis that before the fight with St. Clair, he texted a friend saying he was going to hurt his step-father because he had “nothing to lose.”

Pulpit of Doom Podcast 12-13-2013 - http://bit.ly/JMjSTI

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Pulpit of Doom Podcast 12-13-2013

Here, Now – I know I’m late getting this one posted, but this is last week’s Pulpit of Doom Podcast with myself, Jaded and Athena talking about the top ten stories for that week.

These stories included pit bull shenanigans, starving babies, inbred mutants, penis helicopters, and much, much more. Unfortunately, the guy who ass-raped a woman with his fist was number one for the third week in a row. Luckily, it looks like it has finally fallen down the list and will be gone before tomorrow night’s podcast

I also went on a mini-rant about some of our readers and their hypocritical stance regarding what bad news we should post, and what we shouldn’t. Some do not seem to understand that we simply pick the worst stories we can find. If that means pit bulls mauling people to death or a child being raped and murdered. It’s basic yellow journalism. It’s Schadenfreude. We just don’t have any issues admitting that.

We also stress to our readers that we are not true reflection of society, just a very small percentage of it. None of the writers here feel society is a cesspool where pit bulls crave human blood and there’s a man in your bushes waiting to bugger your children as soon as you take your eyes off them.

Just because we, and 24 hour news, choose to focus on nothing but the bad shit doesn’t mean we’re all in a handbasket speeding down the highway to Hell. From record low crime rates to amazing technological and medical advancements, this is a great time to be alive.

Thanks again to everyone who decided to spend some of their Friday night with us. As usual, keep up to date with all site related news on our Facebook Page, Twitter, or the new Demon’s Den forums. If you’d like to be reminded when the next Pulpit of Doom podcast is about to air, simply follow us on Blog Talk Radio.

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Man Accused Of Repeatedly Punching Mother In Face While Decorating Christmas Tree

Casco Township, MI – A man in Michigan was arrested after he allegedly punched his mother in the face repeatedly while decorating the family Christmas tree.

Pasco Township Police received a 911 call from a home on Friday with no one on the line. However, shouting could be heard as well as a female yelling “you are hurting me.” When police arrived at the home, they found 33-year-old Lewis Atwood with his girlfriend, mother and brother.

According to the report, the family had been decorating the family Christmas tree when a drunken Atwood flew into a jealous rage over finding his brother had a personalized ornament to hang on the tree, but he did not. In response, he began repeatedly punching his 58-year-old mom in the face.

The woman suffered a bloody nose, swollen eye and a swollen lip. As for Atwood, he had minor injuries to his knuckles and hands consistent with drunkenly punching your mother in the face multiple times. Atwood was arrested for domestic violence and booked into the county jail, where he’s being held on a $5000 bond.

I sure hope that woman didn’t toss out Atwood’s widdle banky, or he may return and stab her to death.

Teen Gets Probation For Drunk Driving Crash That Killed Four People - http://bit.ly/19CBnLW

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Teen Gets Probation For Drunk Driving Crash That Killed Four People

FORT WORTH, TX — A juvenile court judge has gotten some people upset after she sentenced 16-year-old Ethan Couch to 10 years’ probation for the drunk driving crash that killed four people.

Back in June, Breanna Mitchell’s SUV had a flat tire so she pulled over to the side of the road. Hollie Boyles, 52, and her daughter, Shelby Boyles, 21, lived nearby and had came out to help Mitchell. Brian Jennings, 41, was driving by and also stopped to see if he could lend a hand.

Unfortunately for all of them, 16-year-old Ethan Couch was also on the road, driving drunk. He and some of his seven passengers had stolen some beer from a Walmart hours earlier and were speeding when Couch lost control of his truck, left the road and struck Breanna’s SUV.

Breanna, Hollie, Shelby and Brian were not in the road when the collision occurred, but they were all killed on impact and thrown 50 to 60 yards away. One of Couch’s passengers suffered serious injuries while another remains paralyzed and only able to communicate by blinking his eyes.

It would later be revealed that Couch had had a blood-alcohol level three times the legal limit, plus traces of Valium were found in his system. He would eventually plead guilty to four counts of intoxication manslaughter and two counts of intoxication assault causing serious bodily injury.

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Prosecutors were asking that Couch spend 20 years in state lockup, stating the teen has consistently remained out of trouble in the past because of his family’s money and letting him off easy was just a continuation of that behavior and put the community at risk. Couch’s attorneys argued the teen needed rehab and had a psychologist testify that the blame for Couch’s actions falls directly on hist parents’ shoulders.

Gary Miller began evaluating Couch after his arrest and testified that Couch was a child of a contentious divorce. His parents argued often and often used Couch as pawn to get their way. You know, like most children of divorce. He went on to say that couch was spoiled by his parents and while his intellectual age was 18, his emotional age was 12.

“He never learned that sometimes you don’t get your way,” Miller said. “He had the cars and he had the money. He had freedoms that no young man would be able to handle.”

One of Couch’s attorneys added that there was no rehabilitation available to Couch if he went to prison, and that his family had agreed to pay for a lengthy stay at a rehabilitation facility that can cost more than $450,000 a year.

State District Judge Jean Boyd agreed with the defense, and to the disbelief of some of the victim’s family members, ordered Couch to receive therapy at the long-term, in-patient facility and serve 10 years probation. No jail unless he violates his probation, at which time he could be sent to prison for 10 years.

She stated that she is familiar with programs available in the Texas juvenile justice system and other teens she’d sentenced there never actually got into any available rehabilitation programs. By sending him to the facility recommended by his attorneys, she figures Couch may just get the help he needs and become a productive member of society.

One of the teen’s two attorneys praised Boyd’s decision, saying Couch could have been released from prison in two years had Boyd granted the prosecutor’s request of 20 years. “She fashioned a sentence that could have him under the thumb of the justice system for the next 10 years,” Scott Brown said.

The Tarrant County assistant district attorney said he was very disappointed with the verdict. “There can be no doubt that he will be in another courthouse one day blaming the lenient treatment he received here,” Richard Alpert said. This is a sentiment echoed by Eric Boyles, who lost both his wife and daughter in the collision.

“Money always seems to keep [the teen] out of trouble,” said Boyles. “Ultimately today, I felt that money did prevail. If [he] had been any other youth, I feel like the circumstances would have been different.”

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Pothead Princess Tweets 2 Drunk 2 Care Moments Before Killing Two In Wrong-Way Crash

Hallandale Beach, FL - Kayla Mendoza, 20, tweeted “2 drunk 2 care” before she allegedly driving down the wrong side of the road and causing a deadly car accident that killed two women.

Three hours after Mendoza made that tweet, she drove her vehicle the wrong way down the Sawgrass Expressway and plowed into best friends, Kaitlyn Ferrante and Marisa Catronio, both 21-years-old. Catronio was pronounced dead at the scene whileFerrante was taken to the hospital and died two days later.

Mendoza was taken to the hospital where she was last listed in fair condition. Police are waiting for a toxicology report before deciding what charges will be filed against her. “It is unknown at this time if Mendoza was driving under the influence,” said Sgt. Mark Wysocky of the Florida Highway Patrol.

Not helping Mendoza right now are the series of tweets she’s made to her “pothead princess” Twitter account. Multiple references to being drunk or high, including pictures of her weed. For example:

If you thought tweeting out your illegal activities to the public was stupid, check out one of her friend’s tweets. She believes that it was Catronio’s and Ferrante’s destiny to die that night because of a moron driving on the wrong side of the road:

If the story wasn’t tragic enough,  Catronio’s father lived a parent’s worst nightmare when he arrived on the scene of the accident after using an app that tracked his daughter’s cellphone. She did not make her 2 a.m. curfew and would not answer her phone, so he and other family members went looking for her.

If any silver lining to this story can be found, it’s that Ferrante’s heart was donated. “This morning they took her heart and she gave her heart to someone else,” Ferrante’s mother told WPLG Thursday. “She saved a life and now they are breathing and alive because of Kaitlyn.”

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Moron Who Fell At Bills Game Has Been Fired From His Job - http://bit.ly/1jmpPkG

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Moron Who Fell At Bills Game Has Been Fired From His Job

ORCHARD PARK, NY  - The idiot who fell 30-feet from the upper deck at Ralph Wilson Stadium while attempting to slide down a rail, has been fired from his job.

For those of you who missed the story,  the Bills were playing the Jets at Ralph Wilson Stadium on Sunday when cameras captured Rob Hopkins attempting to slide down an outer rail in the 300 level. His dumbass ended up falling backwards and landing on an unsuspecting spectator in the stands below.

“He kind of bounced off him and landed about two rows down on the ground,” said one witness sitting close to where Hopkins landed with a loud derp.

Hopkins and the person he landed on didn’t suffer any life-threatening injuries, but both were taken to the hospital to be checked out and later released. The Buffalo Bills reacted immediately, banning Hopkins from future events at Ralph Wilson Stadium – for life.

“The irresponsible behavior that occurred at yesterday’s game by the fan who fell from the upper deck is a violation of our Fan Code of Conduct and cannot, and will not, be tolerated. This individual will not be permitted back into Ralph Wilson Stadium,” the Bills said in a statement released on Monday.

Now it is being reported that Hopkins has been fired from his job at Eric Mower and Associates in Buffalo. On Tuesday, EMA released a statement of their own that stated:

“EMA is very concerned about Sunday’s incident at the Buffalo Bills’ game and we are relieved that the injured were released from the hospital. Rob Hopkins is no longer employed by EMA.”

And yes, before you look it up, New York is an at-will employment state that does not have a public policy exception. Meaning, EMA is free to legally fire Hopkins for pretty much any reason they want to come up with.

And it’s not over for Hopkins. Aside from facing possible criminal charges, he could also be facing a future lawsuit from the person he landed on. In other words, Hopkins may end up getting everything he deserves. Before it’s all over with, he’s probably going to wish he’d broke his fucking neck.

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Drunk Clown Accused Of Dangling Boy Upside Down From Railroad Overpass

KENOSHA, WIA drunk man dressed as a clown has been accused of dangling a boy over a railroad overpass early Sunday morning.

According to police, 33-year-old Antonio Brown came home drunk after attending a Halloween party Saturday night. Still dressed as a clown, he told his girlfriend’s two kids that he wanted to go walk the train tracks, something they had all done before.

As he and the two boys – ages 13 and 8 – walked along the tracks, Brown continued drinking alcohol. The boys said Brown was “acting strange” and ended up making them drink the alcohol to the point that one of the boys threw up.

When the younger of the two boys got scared and wanted to go home, Brown got angry. The two boys took off running with Brown in hot pursuit. Brown caught up to the older boy, grabbed him, picked him up and hung him upside down from an overpass. “If you try that again, I’m going to drop you,” he allegedly informed the boy.

Police were dispatched to the neighborhood after residents called to report hearing screaming in the area. Officers eventually found Brown and the two boys behind a section of tall bushes. The boys were “crying uncontrollably” and Brown was obviously drunk off his ass.

Brown was arrested and charged with two counts each of physical abuse of a child and second-degree recklessly endangering safety. If convicted, Brown faces up to ten years in prison and $25,000 in fines.

Psychologist: Ok, Billy, let’s talk a little bit about your irrational fear of clowns

Billy: I really wouldn’t call it irrational, doctor.

Psychologist: Billy, it’s called coulrophobia. Many people suffer from it and luckily it can be treated with a variety of methods, such as hypnotherapy and neuro-linguistic programming. With some time, you will be able to control your fear of clowns by acknowledging just how irrational the fear is.

Billy: I, I’m not sure any of that will work with me, doctor.

Psychologist: How about we give it a shot, Billy. I mean, what’s the worst that can happen? So tell me, when did you first realize you were scared of clowns?

Billy: Hmm. That would have to be when I was 13-years-old. A drunk, angry clown chased me and my younger brother down some railroad tracks in the middle of the night. When he caught up to me, he dangled me off an overpass and threatened to drop me if I ever ran from him again.

Psychologist: I see. Here’s a lifetime prescription for Lithium.

Father Gets 35 Years In Prison For Raping Son’s Prom Date - http://bit.ly/1aCgUNh

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Father Gets 35 Years In Prison For Raping Son’s Prom Date

San Antonio, TX - A 67-year-old Texas man was sentenced to 35 years in prison after being convicted last month of raping his son’s prom date.

The incident happened In May 2012, after Ismael Cruz’s son and his son’s 19-year-old girlfriend returned home from the prom. Because they had been drinking heavily, the girlfriend decided to spend the night.

The girl told police that she woke up in the middle of the night with her dress partially removed and someone on top of her. When she realized it wasn’t her boyfriend, but rather her boyfriend’s father, she pushed Cruz away and screamed for help.

Cruz’s son ran out and began beating him, and continued to try and get his hands on him even while police were on the scene. Cruz, who has two prior drunk driving convictions, told investigators he’d drank more than 60 beers that night.

Cruz’s attorney had asked state District Judge Ray Olivarri for the minimum penalty of 25-years in prison. Judge Olivarri took the attorney’s suggestion under consideration, then sentenced Cruz to 35 years behind bars.

We reported on another case in 2011 that was kind of similar to this one. It happened in Ohio when 48-year-old Christopher Beller allowed his son to throw a New Year’s Eve party at his home.

After providing the underage party-goers alcohol, Beller got caught raping a highly intoxicated teenager in his bedroom. Beller would end up posting bail, going home and then stab himself to death.